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The Top 20 Movies of 2010

December 29, 2010 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

Here's my list of the top 20 movies of 2010, as well as some predictions for major Academy Awards. Nearly all my favorites are story-driven; I prefer them to special effects and animation. My favorite trio of films, starring the magnificent Noomi … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Movie Reviews

How to Succeed with A High Turnover Sales Force

December 15, 2010 by Ocean Palmer 1 Comment

I am never surprised to walk into an organization that doesn't have a stable, efficient sales force. Many don't deserve one; they disrespect sales and blame the force for every conceivable (and sometimes inconceivable) dysfunction. Other companies  … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Sales

Black Swan & Seven Other Movie Reviews

December 11, 2010 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

Black Swan. The winter's most talked-about film so far, Black Swan is the riveting story of a beautiful ballet dancer’s self-destructive downward spiral. Natalie Portman prepared for a year to play this role and will be Oscar nominated. French actor … [Read more...]

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Nine Quick Movie Reviews

December 10, 2010 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

With the weekend upon us, here are nine thumbnail reviews. Let me know if you agree or disagree. Some are little indy films, some are studio efforts. Sunday I'll post nine more, including Black Swan. See you at the theater! Hunting and Sons. The … [Read more...]

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Why Changing a Sales Culture is Difficult

December 9, 2010 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

I was in Florida recently, working with the senior leadership team of a service provider that competes in a cost-sensitive services industry. They face a difficult decision: Keep playing musical chairs with a handful of competitors for the same … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Sales

Why Men Go Through a Midlife Crisis

November 16, 2010 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

I am a man, at midlife, and quite familiar with crises. I've caused a few and watched others. And refereed a really good one. In fact, all of my peer group buddies have have either had a midlife crisis or dream of having one. Perky young girls are … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humor

Why A Good Question is Always Worth Asking

November 10, 2010 by Ocean Palmer 4 Comments

On average, once a week someone contacts me to talk about writing. Usually they are friends of friends aspiring to write. Their motivations vary. If their reasons seem pure I try to help. Having reviewed a lot of books throughout the years to the joy … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Writing

Snapshot Movie Reviews

November 5, 2010 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

As many of you know, I do not listen to radio and despise commercial TV. Instead I go to the movies and see about 200 films a year. If you don't go that often, here's a thumbnail sketch of some of the films out now. The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's … [Read more...]

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Why Politics is a Cesspool

November 2, 2010 by Ocean Palmer 1 Comment

It's an important day today, mid-term election day, and for the life of me I cannot figure out how the democratic process that built this great country has slid so far, so fast, without the Marx brothers somehow being involved. And I mean Groucho and … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humor, Uncategorized

News Fit for a Monday

October 24, 2010 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

So begins another week at the saw mill. In honor of Mondays everywhere, here are ten (true) vignettes abridged from News of the Weird to help you launch your day. 1. You only get one mom In a heartwarming climax to an adopted son's emotional search … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humor, Uncategorized

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