• home
  • books
  • ted’s movies
  • about ted
  • videos
  • blog
  • sales talent
  • media
  • the aaca
  • contact

Ocean Palmer

The Official Site of Ted Simondinger

JOIN TED'S MAILING LIST

Recent Posts

  • What the Heck Have I Been Up To?
  • Looking Back, Looking Ahead
  • Getting a New Job — a guidebook to help you win!
  • Tuki (Back in the Game with Tweedle & Friends)
  • Lucas Goes to Cabo (comedy novella)

Archives

Why the Gang Culture Exists (a 3-part series)

May 27, 2010 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

Part 1 of 3: Why the Gang Culture Exists Gangs in America flourish in an environment where basic social institutions such as family, role models, and education are weak. Often found in ghettos and poor, lower class neighborhoods, gangs can also … [Read more...]

Filed Under: The Gang Culture, The Gang Culture: Part 1 of 3

Why the Gang Culture Exists: Part 2 of 3

May 27, 2010 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

Part 2 of 3: Why the Gang Culture Exists Factor 4: The Inborn Desire to be Respected and Admired Immigration & the History of American Gangs Gangs are part of American history, comprised of men and boys whose parents were recent immigrants. … [Read more...]

Filed Under: The Gang Culture, The Gang Culture: Part 2 of 3

Why the Gang Culture Exists: Part 3 of 3

May 27, 2010 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

Part 3 of 3: Why the Gang Culture Exists Dark Side Activities: Common Gang-Related Crimes Gang involvement in the drug trade is largely responsible for the rise in violence and crime across the nation, because gang membership provides impressionable … [Read more...]

Filed Under: The Gang Culture, The Gang Culture: Part 3 of 3

Pet Peeves: Why They’re Good to Talk About

May 23, 2010 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

The kitchen, apparently, is a battlefield. Former TV chef Juan-Carlos Cruz, host of the Food Network's canceled cooking show Calorie Commando, was arrested recently by Santa Monica police for solicitation to commit murder. Cruz allegedly asked … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Happiness, Influencing Behaviors, Life Skills, Worry

Why It’s Hard to Win the Triple Crown

May 16, 2010 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

When Lookin At Lucky won the Preakness yesterday, horse racing's annual hope of a mainstream hero vanished for the 31st consecutive year. My good friend and business partner Steve Cauthen remains the last man to ride the a horse who swept America's … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Uncategorized

For Whom the Bell Tolls

May 14, 2010 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

Somewhere in suburban Los Angeles a tall, balding middle-aged man lies in an ICU hospital bed, tethered to an octopus of medical necessity.  He is dealing with multiple organ failure; his liver is shot and kidneys need dialysis help. At 57, life as … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Happiness, Life Skills, Thoughts for the Holidays

Crouching Tiger, Shrinking Legend

May 12, 2010 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

PONTE VEDRA, FL (May 10). I have been eyeballs-deep preparing for a seminar and researching a white paper on narcissism so I took a week off to be a gallery marshal at The Players golf tournament in northeast Florida. South African Tim Clark won, a … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Uncategorized

For Some, the Earth Wobbles

April 30, 2010 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. — Police charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway northeast of Pittsburgh. State police said several witnesses saw a 55-year-old man near the … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humor

Ronald McDonald Threatened by Idiot

April 29, 2010 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

As America sleeps, a battle royale continues. In one corner, Nick Guroff, a self-appointed spokesman from Chicago who shills for a group called "Corporate Accountability International;" in the other corner, a facepainted clown named Ronald … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humor

Why Love Hurts

April 27, 2010 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

"Treat people like kings and kings like people and you'll get along with everybody." -- Muhammad Ali A friend recently dropped me a note, curious for my take on why romantic breakups takes such a tough emotional toll. There are, I believe, three … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Happiness, Influencing Behaviors, Life Skills, Thoughts for the Holidays, Worry

« Previous Page
Next Page »

Copyright © 2026 Ocean Palmer