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February One-Sentence Movie Reviews

March 1, 2015 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

Choosing a February film is like walking in a cow pasture: Watch where you step. Oscar nominated and winning  films finally get mainstream release but bad ones sneak into the market with flashy trailers that outperform the finished product. Others slip into town without advance notice. You can pick a stinker this time of year […]

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One Sentence Movie Reviews: January 2015

January 31, 2015 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

January is hit and miss, as some Oscar caliber films finally see mainstream release but bad ones sneak into the market without advance hype (example: the dreadful “Mortdecai”). There are some good ones currently playing well worth the popcorn. A few others? Skip ’em. I use a 5-finger (high-five) rating system where 5 is outstanding, 4 […]

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December’s One Sentence Movie Reviews

January 1, 2015 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

December brings to cinemaphiles its usual array of big rep films. Most this year are over-hyped and overblown. Marketing can get us in the theater but can’t make us love one. I use a 5-finger (high-five) rating system where 5 is outstanding, 4 very good and worth seeing, 3 is mediocre, with 2 not worth […]

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November Movies: Seven One-Sentence Reviews

November 30, 2014 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

As temperatures chill the movie business heats up and this year is no exception. This is “actor and Oscar season,” when better films feed into theaters across the nation. These seven films are all playing now and one in particular — Whiplash — is outstanding. I use a “5 finger” scoring system, with 5 being […]

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One Sentence Film Reviews for October: the Lucky 7

November 2, 2014 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

As autumn leaves and winter gathers its winds, so change the types of films that arrive in the theater. This is “actor season,” when better films supplant the tapestry of summer choices. These seven films are all out now and one in particular is outstanding. I use a “5 finger” scoring system, with 5 being […]

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September’s One Sentence Film Reviews

October 7, 2014 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

As autumn arrives and the leaves begin to change, so does the types of films that arrive in the theater. This is the onset of “actor season,” when better films supplant the weeds of summer. These five are out now and all five feature great actors. I use a “5 finger” scoring system, with 5 […]

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13 Late Summer Movie Reviews — in One Sentence Each

September 15, 2014 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

I write screenplays and rarely watch TV but love to go the movies for a very simple reason: All is possible inside a dark theater. In late summer our local cinemas show little films, niche releases, foreign imports, and blow-’em-up, smash ’em up big budget action films. Viewers should be choosy: the pickings is a […]

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Summer Movies: A Dozen One-Sentence Reviews

August 19, 2014 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

I write screenplays and rarely watch TV but love to go the movies. This is the summer season, so our local cinemas are sprinkled with little films, niche releases, foreign imports, and blow-’em-up, smash ’em up big budget action films. The pickings are hit and miss. Below are one-sentence reviews for a dozen recent releases. […]

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10 One-Sentence Movie Reviews: Early Summer

July 15, 2014 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

I write screenplays and much prefer a movie theater to the television. As the calendar slides into the heart of the summer blockbuster big budget season, the quest for a great film continues. Below are one-sentence reviews for ten recent and current releases. Most are forgettable but several are worth the money. One in particular […]

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Movies in May: One-sentence Movie Reviews

May 31, 2014 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

I write screenplays and rarely watch TV but love to go the movie theater. This is the slow season for movies, as major films ramp up launches for the blockbuster holiday season. Below are one-sentence reviews for eleven recent releases. Most are forgettable but a couple, if you can find them, are a great treat. […]

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