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For Some, the Earth Wobbles

April 30, 2010 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. — Police charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway northeast of Pittsburgh. State police said several witnesses saw a 55-year-old man near the … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humor

Ronald McDonald Threatened by Idiot

April 29, 2010 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

As America sleeps, a battle royale continues. In one corner, Nick Guroff, a self-appointed spokesman from Chicago who shills for a group called "Corporate Accountability International;" in the other corner, a facepainted clown named Ronald … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humor

Why Love Hurts

April 27, 2010 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

"Treat people like kings and kings like people and you'll get along with everybody." -- Muhammad Ali A friend recently dropped me a note, curious for my take on why romantic breakups takes such a tough emotional toll. There are, I believe, three … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Happiness, Influencing Behaviors, Life Skills, Thoughts for the Holidays, Worry

More News Fit for a Monday

April 26, 2010 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

Maybe it’s how Rembrandt started. In 2005, News of the Weird reported bustling sales for artist Erin Crowe's series of oil paintings of Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan, who at the time was riding high. Greenspan-worshipping money managers … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humor

Adapting a Novella to Screenplay

April 24, 2010 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

Been underground on the blog recently, as I've been consumed with completing of the screenplay adaptation of my surf-themed dramatic novella, The Rise and Fall of Piggy Church. I finished the script last night and sent it to my agent. I'll know in a … [Read more...]

Filed Under: The Creative Process

Why April 15 is Income Tax Day

April 14, 2010 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

Today, April 15, is Tax Day, a tradition less than a century old. During our nation’s infancy the United States government raised revenue easily; it taxed whiskey and tobacco. Since we’ve always been a consumer-driven society, they collected a whole … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Happiness, Thoughts for the Holidays

Sales Personality Types

April 12, 2010 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

One of the biggest challenges sales leaders face is how to develop the wide variety of personalities that form its field selling and relationship management organizations. This diverse personality dynamic is exemplified when the troops are gathered … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Influencing Behaviors, Jobs, Sales

A Small Box from the Postman

April 10, 2010 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

I was working at home Thursday afternoon when the postman rang. I opened the door and had to sign for a small box he was holding. While surprised to see him I knew what was inside. I signed and printed my name, accepted the box, and took it back to … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Life Skills, Thoughts for the Holidays, Worry

Why Tiger Became the Madoff of Corporate Integrity

April 8, 2010 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

Two snaking, overlapping things -- narcissism and flawed personal integrity -- reportedly branded as "sexual addiction," have teamed to implode the legacy of Tiger Woods. Narcissism is a modern four-syllable synonym for what ancient Greeks called … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Happiness, Life Skills

News Fit for a Monday

April 6, 2010 by Ocean Palmer Leave a Comment

Uma Thurman's new film "Motherhood" is an epic flop at the U.K. box office: Only one Brit went to watch the movie on March 7, and the film  grossed an embarrassing $132 for the entire weekend. Thurman plays a stressed mom struggling  to balance … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humor

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